Panties, third drawer on the right.

I don't know why, maybe it is a self fulfilling prophecy wherein I assume odd things will happen to me in regard to clothing, nakedness, and the like, however, there are panties in my desk drawer at work with a story to tell. Now before you shield your eyes and peek through your fingers, it's okay, I don't think anyone's sensibilities will be offended.

My office is next door to my boss's office and there is a door between. One day he called out in need of something and I pushed back from my desk to go see what that was. I noticed that my foot was on something soft and not the flat floor and I looked down. To my shock there was a pair of black panties laying on my floor, beneath my desk. I blinked and my first thought was, "How did those get down there!? Oh wait..I'm wearing mine, so whose..." On second look I recognized them, yes, they were mine and then..much like the old Seinfeld episode where time progresses backwards, I began to think back and other things that had happened that morning began to make sense. When I walked into work this morning I kept feeling like my jacket was just all wrong, as if the back of it was somehow longer than usual... back even further.. when I got dressed that morning, the jacket felt somehow smaller, oh great, I'm GAINING weight. The only thing I can figure.. they were stuck to my jacket via static cling and worked their way out eventually, the scary part is..how many people saw me walking around with black panties hanging out of my jacket? I did what any quick thinker would do and grabbed them up and stuffed them in a drawer and forgot about them. Who ever thinks as they leave their office... "Turn off lights, lock doors, get panties.." Ok, maybe some do but I don't! Therefore, until I actually remember to take them home, they will be waiting for a very surprised person who has to look through my desk for something.