Shrinkage

It's Sunday morning and my pastor calls to ask me to sing a particular song. I find my music and spend most of my "getting ready" time practicing the song, which I haven't sang in quite some time. While I'm practicing I lay out my clothes, black slacks, funky shirt; then once we realize there's no way I'll be ready on time for Sunday School, Jim goes on without me. I finish my hair and makeup and start getting dressed only.. my pants don't feel right. For one thing the last time I wore them they were baggy on me, I didn't even have to unfasten them to take them off, and for another thing, they won't come up past my knees??? Panic. I only took a one-weekend break from Weight Watchers, I have NOT gained that much weight. Ohhhh.. Jimmmmm.. did you dry them for two hours? What is WRONG with these PANTS. I huff and puff and pull and they just are not coming up all the way, just over the knees I give up. What will I wear?! I look down as I start peeling the pants off and notice.. they look funny too. Yes, that's odd, my pants fasten the other way.. wait.. these are men's slacks... Jimmmmmm. Apparently he'd laid out his clothes too then changed pants at the last minute leaving his black slacks laying across my clothes. In my haste I didn't realize, sorry honey, I don't know if your pants will ever be the same!